actual mock up an ebay auction

little three and a half year old girl named Amelia seeks good home through ebay. She loves Jonas and She can count to ten and she knows her ABC's she is very funny and nice to everyone she meets. She is a joy to be around; you will be glad that your purchased such a great little girl. She comes with her cousin Jonas who is four years old. He is a good singer and he knows how to count to ten and his ABCs' also. He is a good boy and he is very happy. Jonas and Amelia come as a pair; w.e would really like to keep them together. They are best friends and they keep each other entertained. Jonas wants to be sold for seven dollars and Amelia wants to be sold for three dollars. So the total will be ten dollars; plus shipping. They will be shipped in a priority mail box in bubble wrap for protection.; I hope you enjoy your purchase.

JUST KIDDING!

note. Amelia and jonas both collaborated with me for this ebay auction adding the things they thought were pertinent to themselves. They asked to be kept together and they requested the box instead of envelope and bubble wrap so they don't get their heads bumped. Amelia wanted all to know she is funny and Jonas wanted it known that he liked to sing. Theyalso requested to be sold on ebay and the prices that they wanted to 'go for'.